I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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