just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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