We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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