dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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