If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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