Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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