Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar. http://tfl.nu/1hcy
  Replies (10) Good night (680) Bad night (1637)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there http://tfl.nu/dyet
  Replies (14) Good night (5613) Bad night (589)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time. http://tfl.nu/w76y
  Replies (51) Good night (1605) Bad night (4915)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk. http://tfl.nu/mos7
  Replies (17) Good night (8118) Bad night (707)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him http://tfl.nu/azjb
  Replies (50) Good night (1873) Bad night (4737)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here." http://tfl.nu/dk13
  Replies (20) Good night (9055) Bad night (1779)
• Favorite

  (661): View more from California

  I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (661): I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka. http://tfl.nu/da8y
  Replies (12) Good night (4325) Bad night (834)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years. http://tfl.nu/s9g1
  Replies (8) Good night (1006) Bad night (4990)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared. (515): I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong. http://tfl.nu/g00k
  Replies (4) Good night (2046) Bad night (668)
• Favorite

  (239): View more from Florida

  Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (239): Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different. http://tfl.nu/tl6x
  Replies (4) Good night (2204) Bad night (622)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move. http://tfl.nu/kgo8
  Replies (9) Good night (1196) Bad night (2071)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me http://tfl.nu/3y5j
  Replies (19) Good night (1230) Bad night (954)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know http://tfl.nu/vpyl
  Replies (1) Good night (850) Bad night (265)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect http://tfl.nu/1a0b
  Replies (3) Good night (245) Bad night (458)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?! http://tfl.nu/nhtk
  Replies (2) Good night (471) Bad night (212)

Randomize