Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.