What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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