bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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