Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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