Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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