one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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