I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dignity is for republicans.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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