I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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Goodbee
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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