found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.