At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.