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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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