I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He passed out mid-signature
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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