What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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