that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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