i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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