SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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