More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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