butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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