you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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