Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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