We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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