is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i will never coherently bang her
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!