There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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