He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The beer is more important than you right now.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
