Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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