...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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