Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Randomize
