he puts the penis in happiness.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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