I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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