Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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