just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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