sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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