the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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