yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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