physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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