Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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