Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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