just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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