did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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