I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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