My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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