I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just took my morning after pill in the library
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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