As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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