I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We are all done wearing pants today
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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