I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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