The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I've blown a few things in my day
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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