Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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