Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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