my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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