is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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