I need help removing her.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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