we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Please don't give away my fajitas
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